The "Kill Your Self" Hall of Fame: Inaugural Induction Class

I am proud to present my 1st induction class into the K.Y.S. Hall Of Fame!!!

These men, women and organizations have proven either unworthy of respect, morally unjust, stupid as hell, or al lof the above.

No HOF statue or jacket here though.

Just an all expenses paid trip right of a cliff, willingly of course.

Each week I will induct a new class of idiots and jerks,

who should play Russian Roulette with fully-loaded guns. 

Our Inaugural Class is small, yet still worthy of this Induction. Enjoy: 

No. 1: Elizabeth Lambert

If you don't understand why after this video, maybe you should join her for her induction celebration:

Sumthin' in me wants to introduce Lizzy Borden here to this chick:

I dare you to rough rough n stuff with her afro puff! I DARE YOU!!!

No. 2: Sammy Sosa

 Although he had bleached his credibility away a LONG time ago, now Swingin' Sammy has rid himself of both his pigment and heritage as well.

Sammy was a lock to make this group eventually, because of the fake historic homerun race of the 90s between him and fellow butt syringe monster (NO HOMO) Mark McGwire.

AND for pullin a "No hablo ingles" move in front of Congress like he just got off his maid shift at a West Miami Holiday Inn. His testimony can be seen below:

But this? Oooooohhh this is worse. Somebody's been watchin' Michael Jackson coverage a LIL bit too closely.

You can do two separate "before and afters" with Samuel and they both leave you shakin' your head:

Sammy! You got sun' splainin to do!!!

And Finally:
No. 3 Acie Law
Because, well, he's Acie Law... SMH

This is actually him shooting a jump shot... SMH

And this concludes our Inaugural Kill Your Self Hall Of Fame

To our first members, I'd like to say thank you for being you, for without you, retarded cripples would have no one to pity...