November 12, 2009

Univ. of Tennessee Players Ask You to "Volunteer" Up That Wallett Homie...

University of Tennessee "Scholar Athletes" showing that in order to be a great team in the SEC (Signing Every Criminal) your team needs to have an extensive rap sheet. It's science.
Today three Tennessee football players were arrested on an Armed Robbery charge:

I mean the other teams in the SEC are no better.
They all have laundry lists of arrests.
Rival UF has had 25+ arrests since Oscar Urban Meyer came to town with guns blazin: 
  http://bit.ly/tbxhC
Good Ole' Lane's puttin together a strong young team with the help of his daddy. Sounds familiar:

Whereas "Thug U" otherwise know as the University of Miami has only had 1 count em ONE arrest under Randy Shannon. (And that idiot is gone.) Yet we still get this moniker:

But when you have a competitive conference full of schools (with the exception of Vanderbilt) with VERY LAX academic standards, you're gonna get a lot of the riff raff on your teams.
And their gonna do stuff like this (with their team apparel on SMdamnH):

Don't EVER call Miami "Thug U" again.

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