January 16, 2010

The Lane Train is Goin' Goin' Back Back To SC SC

Welp. That was quick...

It's amazing how shady and immature some people are. Now former Tennessee head coach Lane Kiffin upped and left Knoxville last week to take the Southern California job:
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No warning given to his players. (I'm told in the meeting before his announcement, some of his players wanted to physically hurt him. Not surprised.) Of course the students took it much worse (Exhibit AExhibit BExhibit C). The campus turned into Compton circa 1992:


NOT GOOD. But I don't blame them. Kiffin took half the coaching staff, including his daddy who has been responsible for much of his success, and Ed "yoyoyoyoyoyo" Orgeron his ace recruiting guru and left the Volunteers high and dry.
Orgeron, known for his, shall we say "AGRESSIVE RECRUITING TACTICS", is known for winning his share of recruiting battles due to his willingness to go overboard. As you saw in the last video, he takes recruiting a player and his family as some brain game, to fool them into signing the dotted line. I mean what intelligent self respecting family, who can see through his "techniques" would allow their son to spend four years under the guidance of a man whose decision making leads to things like this:

Seriously. Not to my surprise, Orgeron was up to his recruiting "TECHNIQUES" on the behalf of USC before Kiffen had even slunk out of Tennessee! Then he tried to lie his way out of it:

This is the type of company that Lane Kiffin keeps. They say "Birds of a feather flock together." Kiffin is the classic case of a spoiled rich kid who gets through life on his father's merit. Monty Kiffin, his father, is the one who put in the work in the NFL, building a reputation for the Kiffin name. Lane is just a kid "born on 3rd base who acts like he hit a triple" smh. I mean look at him. Is this the face of someone you should trust your sons with?

He never respected Tennessee. If he did, he wouldn't have put the school and athletic department through such turmoil with only 7 wins, 6 NCAA violations, multiple arrests, and his constant trash talk which turned college football into "As The World Turns" over the past hour. He does just enough to get to his next job.
Just look at the difference in dress from his introduction as head coach of Tennessee:

 To his dress for his press conference to announce leaving for USC:

If yo ask me Tennessee fans:
LAME Kiffin leaving is the best thing to happen to you since he arrived...

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